Tagalog Pick-Up Lines and Pinoy Pickup Lines

Looking for the new and cheesy tagalog pick lines? bookmark this page as we features the Tagalog / Pinoy Pick Up Lines to share with.  Here's a collection of  Tagalog Pick-Up Lines and Pinoy Pickup Lines  and if you have your own favorite Tagalog Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: tagalog pick up. Hope you'll like it!

Kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa akin,
pwede ba kitang lapitan at sabihin..
"Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang."

Boy: Alam mo miss baka paalisin ka dito
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Pumapangit ibang babae pag andito ka eh.

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Para kang alak..
bakit?
Kasi habang tumatagal lalo kang sumasarap.

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Boy: Miss, ikaw ang Lupang Hinirang ko…
Girl: Alam ko na yan, sasabihin mo tinatayuan ka no?
Boy: Hindi, handa akong…Mamataaaay ng daaahiil sayooooooo(singing)

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Boy: “Alam mo ok ka sana eh, maganda ka, matalino, pero may kulang sa pangalan mo eh.”
Girl: “Ano?”
Boy: “Apelyido ko…”

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Boy: Miss di ka ba napapagod?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi takbo ka ng takbo sa isip ko..

Boy: Can i strip your clothes off?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Because I want to know how angels hide their wings.

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Boy: Kahit kailan hindi na ko iinom! Goodbye alak!
Girl: Really? Magbabagong buhay ka na?
Boy: Hindi ah, bakit pa ko mag aalak, eh sayo pa lang ang lakas na ng tama ko.

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Boy: hi…. can i be your textmate?
Girl: I got your number from heaven,
Boy: you’re an angel in disguise right?

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Boy: Here let me tie your shoe laces?
Girl: Why?
Boy: so you won’t fall for anyone else

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Boy: Para kang Oatmeal
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Coz’ you’re good to my heart ..

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Boy:if i were to rearrange the alphabets,
Girl: Bakit
Boy: I would put “U” and “I” together.

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Boy:May band-aid ka miss?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy:Nahulog kasi ako eh… Nahulog ako sayo.

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Boy: Parang flag ceremony parati ang drama ko pag napapadaan ka
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Napapatigil ako.  Napapahawak pa ako sa puso ko at napapakanta.

If you have you own Tagalog Pick-Up Lines, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook.

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New Tagalog Pick up Lines and New Pinoy Pickup Lines

Looking for the new and fresh pinoy pick up lines? good to drop by and don't forget to bookmark this page as we give the New Tagalog / Pinoy Pick up Lines.  Here's a collection of New Tagalog / Pinoy Pick up Lines and if you have your own favorite Pinoy Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy pickup. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

 

Boy: virus ka ba? Girl: Bakit?
Boy:kung virus ka man di kita hahayaang matanggal kasi mas nanaisin ko pang masira sistema ko kesa mawala ka…

Boy: Hindi ka ba nalulungkot, babe?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Nag-iisa ka lang kase sa puso ko eh.

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Boy: Ampalaya ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi kahit anong pait ang nararanasan ko sayo, eh ikaw pa rin ang
sustansya ng buhay ko!

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Boy: Kakapagod kasing umupo, eh.
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy: Pwede bang Tayo na lang?”

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Boy: Pwde bang MCDO na lang tawag ko sau?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi nakakahiya kong sabihing, Love ko ‘to"

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Boy: Di ka naman camera,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako.”

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Boy: Masasabi mo bang bobo ako?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kung ikaw lamang ang laman ng utak ko?”

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Boy: Taxi ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi habang tumatagal lalo akong napapamahal sa'yo.

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Boy: Amo ba kita?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?

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Boy: Para kang traffic sa EDSA! ‘
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Coz I just can’t move on!

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Boy: Matalino ka ba talaga?
Girl: OO naman, at bakit?
Boy: Sige nga, sagutin mo ‘ko!

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Boy: Wala na kong relo,
Girl: Nawala ba? Bakit?
Boy: Kasi lahat ng oras ko, binigay ko na sayo!

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Boy: Miss, mekaniko ka ba?
Girl: hindi, bakit?
Boy: Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko

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Boy: Alam mo ba ang pinakamasarap na feeling sa buong mundo?
Girl: Ano?
Boy: Ang maka-feeling ka!

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Boy: Ano ang init naman ng smile mo parang apoy.
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: Cause you always melt my heart whenever you smile.

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Boy: Eto ang tatandaan mo..
Girl: Ano?
Boy: Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tulad ko, buhay pero patay na patay sayo.

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Tagalog / Pinoy Valentine's Day Pick Up Lines

February is the Love Month, the time to celebrate the Valentine's Day and celebrating with your special someone. Some are searching for a partner and someone to date with, but before going anywhere or celebrate it, dont forget to bring this Tagalog / Pinoy Valentine's Day Pick Up Lines for your special someone.  Here's a collection of Pinoy Valentine Day Pick Up Lines and if you have your own favorite Pinoy Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: valentine pickup. Hope you'll like it!

How can you “SM_LE” without ‘I’?
How can you be “F_NE” without ‘I’?
How can you “W_SH” without ‘I’?
How can you be “FR_END” without ‘I’?

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“I” am very important!
But this “I” can never achieve “S_CCESS” without “U”!

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Suicide.
Homicide.
Insecticide.
Lahat nalang pamatay.
Pero kung gusto mo ng pampabuhay.
Try mo.
“BY MY SIDE”:)

Girl:ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ
Boy: bkit walang U?
Girl: o0o0ps!. . Sorry “I MISS U”

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Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUUUUUUUUUUUUVWXYZ

Girl: bkit andaming U?
Boy: kse “I LOVE U”

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Girl: Hoy, STALKER ka ba?
Boy: hindi ah!
Girl: eh bat mo ko sinusundan?
boy: wala lang, sabi kasi ng nanay ko
“FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS”

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Boy: Ui! lumindol ah? Ramdam Mo?
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: Nakita ko kasi ang mahal ko ..lumindol tuloy ang puso ko.
Entensity You. Magnitude Me. Epicenter Love.

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Boy: May butas ba puso mo?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy:  Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

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Girl: Ayoko na! ayoko na talaga! dadalhin ko na lahat nang akin.
hndi na ako babalik pa!
Boy: Hoy babae! may nakalimutan ka!!
Girl: Ano?
BOy: AKO!

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Boy: He must be so happy!
Girl: Who?
Boy: Your father.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because he gets to see an angel everyday.

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Boy: Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad

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Boy: Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

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Boy: You seem like a sweet person. . .
Girl: Why?
Boy: Will you mind if I taste you to find out?

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Boy: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

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Boy: Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha!
Girl: Hihihi, bakit naman?
Boy: May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh.
Coz all i ever think of is you.

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Boy:Maghanda ka na ng salbabida…
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi lulunurin kita sa pagmamahal ko

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Boy: Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

If you have you own Filipino Valentine's Day Pick Up Lines, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For more reads, just log on to www.boybanat.com or visit Boy Banat Official Facebook  (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat) Page for the latest features.

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Boy Basag vs Boy Pick-Up - Bubble Gang Boy Pick Up Lines Battle

The Pick-Up Lines Battle Arena has finally come to a satisfying end for Boy Pick-up as he was defeated by the new Pickapitas Champion - Boy Basag (Ogie Alcasid). Will he remain undisputed?Here are some of the latest Boy Basag vs Boy Pick-Up - Bubble Gang Boy Pick Up Lines Battle 2013 collection from the iconic Boy Basag to crack you down and make you laugh at the same time.  Blagag!

Boy Pick-up vs. Dahon ROUND 1
Dahon: Neneng B.: Aso ka ba?
Neneng B.:Bakit?
Dahon: kasi yung puso ko, han-DOG ko sayo!

Boy Pickup: Neneng B., paper mache ka ba?
Neneng B.: Bakit?
Boy Pickup: Kasi ang daming fiesta pag buwan ng Mayo!

Boy Pick-up vs. Dahon ROUND 2
Dahon: Neneng B., Kamera ka ba?
Neneng B.: Bakit?
Dahon: kasi na capture mo ang puso ko

Boy Pickup: Neneng B., Walis ka ba?
Neneng B.: Bakit?
Boy Pickup: kasi makalat ang puno ng akasya! Boom!

Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago's Best Pick Up Lines Collection and Miriam's Pick-Up Lines, Banat, Quotes and Jokes

All eyes are now on Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago, from different controversial issues, critiques from different personalities while the light part, is the rumored guesting of honorable  Sen. Miriam Santiago in the upcoming Boy Pick-Up: The Movie lead by Ogie Alcasid. So we to collect and compiled those best pick-up lines by Sen. Santiago.

Check out this Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago's Best Pick-up Lines Collection and Miriam's Banat, Quotes and Jokes collected just for you and even can share it on your facebook wall. If you have your own Sen Miriam Santiago Pick-up Lines Banat Pick-Up Lines , we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: miriam pickup. Hope you'll like it!

“Sana cardiologist ka na lang,

  para ikaw ang mag-aalaga sa puso ko.”

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“Hindi ko alam ang katapusan ng universe,

  pero alam ko ang simula: U N I.”

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“When someone told me ‘Ang ganda mo.’

  I told her, ‘Sana ikaw rin.”

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“Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, huwag lang taguan.

  Kasi someone like you is hard to find.”

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“Anong height mo?

  Pano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?”

“Masasabi mo bang bobo ako

  kung ikaw lang naman ang laman ng utak ko?”

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“Para kang test paper,

  nauubos ang oras ko sa kakatitig lang sayo.”

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“Sana mataas din ang presyo ko

  para minsan naman matawag mo rin akong mahal.”

“Ngayong break na tayo,

  daig ko pa ang traffic sa edsa. I cannot move on.”

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“Minamalat na naman ang puso ko,

  pano kasi laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.”

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“Ako na ang magbabayad sa tuition fee mo,

  basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.”

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“Grabe ang dami nang pick up lines ngayon,

  wala na nga akong maisip na iba kundi ikaw.”

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“Sana magkasama tayo sa pila,

para pag may sumigaw na next at hindi mo narinig,

tatanungin mo agad ako kung “Tayo na ba?”

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”Pangalan mo pa lang kinikilig na ako,

  pano pa kaya kung magka apelyido na tayo?”

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“Straw ka ba?

  Kasi sipsip ka na plastic ka pa.”

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“Ang pag-ibig ay parang ketchup,

  matamis pero maraming nakikisawsaw.”

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“Pedicab ka ba?

  PEDICABang i-date sa Valentines Day?”

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“Gusto kitang kasuhan ng trespassing,

  kasi basta-basta ka na lang pumapasok sa puso ko.”

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“Ang love parang bayad sa dyip,

  minsan hindi nasusuklian.”

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“Empleyado ka ba? Empleyado rin ako.

  Pwede tayong magkaroon ng union.”

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“Ang sabi nila, ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away.’

Kung guwapo o maganda ang doctor, ayoko na ng apple.”

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“Pwede bang magpa-blood test? Para malaman mo na type kita.”

If you have you own Sen. Miriam Santiago's Pick Up Lines, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For more reads, just log on to www.boybanat.com or visit Boy Banat Official Facebook Page for the latest features.

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Pang-Asar Pick Up Lines Banat

Are you pissed by someone or is there a person you dislike? Check out this new and best Pang-Asar Pick Up Lines Banat for you to share with. By the way, pick up lines listed below are just for Fun and Entertainment only. If you have your own favorite cool Pang-Asar Pick Up Lines Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pang-asar pickup, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Ondoy ba pangalan mo? Bakit?
Anlakas kasi ng dating mo eh, hinahangin mga tao.

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Miss, halatang hulog ka ng langit? Bakit?
Hindi ka kasi bagay duon eh. Yan, hinulog ka dito.

Ikaw ba si Jackie? Bakit?
Kasi tuwing nakakausap kita nabubudoy ako.

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Kahera ka ba? Bakit?
Mukha ka kasing bayaran.

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Kandila ka ba?
Pag hinipan kasi kita mamamatay ka.

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Totoo pala ang multo no? Bakit?
Simula kasi nung nakita kita naniwala nako.

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Nasa impyerno na ba ako? Bakit?
Demonyo kasi tong kausap ko.

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Bag ka ba galing sa China? Bakit?
Fake ka kasi eh.

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Mahilig ka bang magtanim ng halaman? Bakit?
Amoy lupa ka kasi eh.

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Mukha kang ice cream? Bakit?
Pisngi at noo mo kasi parang Rocky Road.

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Lasing na ba ako? Bakit?
Ang ganda mo na kasi eh.

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Nakakita ka na ba ng impakto? Hindi pa, Bakit?
Kung di pa, tingin ka sa salamin.

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Energy drink ka ba? Bakit?
Mukha ka kasing cobra eh. Wapaaaak!

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Alam mo, ikaw ang pinakaunique na nilalang sa buong mundo? Bakit?
Wala kang kasing Pangit eh.

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Galing kang Saudi no? Bakit?
Ipin mo kasi kulay ginto eh.

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Pinoy Cute Pick Up Lines and Tagalog Cute Pickup Lines Banat

Looking for a tagalog cute pick up lines that women may actually find charming or flattering? well, good to drop by and check out this collection of Pinoy Cute Pick Up Lines and Tagalog Cute Pickup Lines Banat on the web. If you have your own favorite  Pinoy / Tagalog Cute Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: cute pickup. Hope you'll like it!

Alam mo kung gatas ka ikaw ang aking Nido...
 "Because you are my no.1"

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Hindi naman ako criminal pero...
 bakit dinakip mo na ang puso ko?

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Boy: Alam mo para akong ice cream pag andiyan ka.
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi natutunaw ako pagkasama ka

Pablood test mo kaya ako?...
 Para malaman mong ikaw ang type ko.

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Tumigil ka na nga! Baka pag hindi ko napigilan....
 Bugbugin kita! Bugbugin kita ng pagmamahal ko.

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Girl: Ouch nasugatan kamay ko.
Boy: Akina kiss ko..para mabilis gumaling
Girl:Thanks
Boy: Sa labi ba hindi ka nasugatan?
Girl: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy: Para makiss ko din.

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Kung pulis ka, magiging snatcher ako...
 Para lagi mo akong hinahabol.

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Relo ka ba?...
 Lagi kc akong napapatingin sau.

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Meralco ka ba?...
 Kasi pag magkasama tayo nararamdaman ko ang spark

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Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi...
 Dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal…

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Fireworks ka ba?...
 Ang ganda mo kasing pagmasdan.

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Alarm clock ka ba?...
 Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso.

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Muka na ba akong bangkay?...
 Deads na deads kasi ako sa'yo e.

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Sana unan na lang ako...
 Para pwede mong kayakap at katabi sa pagtulog.

If you have you own Tagalog Cute Pickup Lines, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For more reads, just log on to www.boybanat.com or visit Boy Banat Official Facebook  (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat) Page for the latest features.

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Corny Tagalog Pick Up Lines and Pinoy Corny Pickup Lines

Some Pinoy Pick Up Lines are sweet and a big hit, some are crazy one, but this collection of pick up lines is unique coz it's a quite "corny".  Check out this collection of Corny Tagalog / Pinoy Pick Up Lines on the web. If you have your own favorite  Pinoy Corny Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: corny pickup. Hope you'll like it!

Boy: Babe, Amo ba kita?
Girl: Hindi, Bakit?
Boy: Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?

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Boy: Hon, Kung didiretsuhin ko ba to...
Girl: Ha?
Boy: Diretso ba to sa puso mo?!

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Boy: Beh, Centrum ka ba?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy: Kasi, you make my life complete!

Boy: Honey, Ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

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Boy: Alam mo, ako ang "SCIENCE"
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: ikaw ang "LAB" ko

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Boy: Meron ka bang eraser?
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

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Boy: Kumakain ka ba ng asukal?
Girl: Uu naman, Bakit?
Boy: Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo saken.

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Boy: May MMDA ba rito?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!

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Boy: Sa La Salle ka ba nag-aaral?
Girl: No. Why?
Boy: Kasi tinuhog mo ang puso ko!

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Boy: Pokemon ka ba?
Girl: ha, Bakit?
Boy: kasi I CHOOSE you!

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Boy: Teleserye ka ba? 
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Ang sarap mo kasing subaybayan eh!

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Boy: Asthma ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi you take my breath away.


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Boy: Para kang isang pustiso..
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: I can't smile without you.

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Boy: Kuto ka ba?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi I can't get you off my head.

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Boy: Miss, mekaniko ka ba? 
Girl: Hindi, Bakit?
Boy: Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

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Boy: Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car?
Girl: Ha, Bakit?
Boy: Single kasi ako.

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Boy: May lahi ka bang keyboard?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Type kasi kita

If you have you own version of  Corny Tagalog Pick Up Lines , feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For more reads, just log on to www.boybanat.com or visit Boy Banat Official Facebook  (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat) Page for the latest features.

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Pang Basag Pick Up Lines and Tagalog Pambasag Pickup Lines SMS

Want to pissed someone but you don't want to be mean is on?, check put this collection of Pang Basag Pick Up Lines and Tagalog Pambasag Pickup Lines SMS for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Pang Basag Pick Up Lines SMS,  we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pangbasag pickup. Hope you'll like it!

Minsan selos ka ng selos, kaibigan lang pala niya,
at minsan selos ka ng selos, kaibigan ka lang pala niya.

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Ang yabang pumorma, feeling magaling,
ang lupit ng amoy parang galing libing.

Check out also this Pinoy Pick Up Lines video on Youtube

Siguro nung nagpa-ulan ng kagandahan ang langit
... Absent ka teh.

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Kung kasalanan ang pagiging maganda...
Wag kang mag-alala, wala kang kasalanan!

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Para ka pa lang Energy Drink...
Kasi mukha kang Cobra!

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Hindi mo kailangan ng BEAUTICIAN,
ang kailangan mo ay MAGICIAN.

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Ang ganda mo naman...
Anong CS ng Photoshop na ginamit mo?

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Di nakasentro ang mundo sayo,
kaya wag masyado feeling importante.

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Porket sexy, pwede na sayo?
Kailan pa naging muka yung katawan?

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"Ewww! Ano ba naman tong niluto mo, lasang t@e!"
G@g(), mas yuck ka! Nakakain kana siguro ng tae, alam mo lasa eh.XD

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Boy: hukay ka ba? gusto kong mahulog ng todo sa iyo?
Girl: hukay ka din ba?
Boy: talaga?
Girl: gusto kitang tabunan ng lupa!

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Girl: kanal ka ba?
Boy: bakit?
Girl: kasi tanga lang mahuhulog sa yo!

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Boy: taga maynilad ka ba? kasi gusto na kita diligan.
Girl: maynilad ka din?
Boy:(excited)
Girl: gusto kong gripuhan ang tagiliran mo!

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Tagalog Cheesy Pick up Lines and Pinoy Cheesy Pickup Lines Banat

Looking for funny, cute, cheesy and best pick up lines? Good thing to drop by here as we give you array of Tagalog Cheesy Pick up Lines and Pinoy Cheesy Pickup Lines Banat on the web. If you have your own favorite Pinoy Cheesy Pickup Lines and , we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: cheesy pickup. Hope you'll like it!

Boy: Miss, kailangan mo ba ng balde?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Nag-uumapaw kasi kagandahan mo eh

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Boy: Mrs. Pwede ko po ba ligawan anak nyo?
Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..
Boy:ahh.. Ok poh, mamaya na lng uwian…

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Boy: Gusto ko maging basurero
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Para ako ang pupulot sa'yo, pag binasura ka ng taong mahal mo

Boy: KAPUSO KA BA?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Pinapatanong kasi ni Mama kung kelan ka pwedeng maging KAPAMILYA

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Boy: Did you know there's only 21 letters in the alphabet?
Girl: No there's theres 26
Boy: Your right I forgot about U R A Q T (you are cute)

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Boy: Naniniwala na ako sa himala ngayon?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi nasayo na puso ko buhay pa rin ako..

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Boy: Saya naman ng araw ko!
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Dahil kasama kita..

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Boy: May butas ba puso mo? 
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Na-trap kasi ko sa loob, I can’t find my way out

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Boy: Ikaw b ang Kadiliman?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka.

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Boy: Miss Pulitiko ka ba?
Girl: Hindi, bakit?
Boy: Boto kasi parents ko sayo eh!

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Boy: Para kang Oatmeal,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Because you’re good to my heart ..

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Boy: Hindi na ako naniniwala sa malas.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi makita lang kita swerte na ako.

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Boy: Maglaro tayu.. wag lang taguan..
Girl: Bakit naman
Boy: kasi a girl like you is impossible to find..

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Boy: Hey miss, ngayon ko lang napagtanto...
Girl: Na ano?
Boy: kamukha ka pala ng next girlfriend ko.

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Boy: You're like a dandruff
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because you can't get out of my head.

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Boy: Pag nagising ka na puro pula na ang paligid mo, wag kang matakot
Girl: Ha! bakit naman?
Boy: Wala ka sa impyerno. nandito ka sa puso ko.

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Boy: Moong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: I CANT MOVE ON!

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Boy: Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton?
Girl: UU naman, bakit?
Boy: Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, “LUCKY ME.”

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Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines

Here's a extensive collection of best, naughty, funny and latest Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Bastos na Pick-Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: green pickup, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Boy : Basketball Ring ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Hinahanap ka kasi ng Balls ko

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Boy : Sana naging manok ka na lang,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para lagi mong inuupuan ITLOG ko.

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Boy : Bagoong ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Isasawsaw ko kasi ang talong ko

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Boy : Sana naging palay ka nalang.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para pwede kitang BAYUHIN.

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Boy : Ketchup ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi bagay ka sa Hotdog ko.!

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Boy : Miss lamesa ka ba?
Girl: Hinde. Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kasi kitang PATUNGAN e.

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Boy : miss ang bastos mo naman!
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : bigla ka na lang kasi pumasok sa puso ko eh

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Boy : Miss steady ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kita galawin e.

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Boy : Miss magic lamp ka ba?
Miss: Bakit?
Boy : Sige nga, PAHIMAS!

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Boy : Miss baril ka ba ?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Patira naman. Kahit isang PUTOK lang?

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Boy : BLACKBERRY kaba??
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi, ang ganda ng CURVE mo, lalo na siguro kung BOLD ka…

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Boy : Chicharon ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Ang ingay mo kasi pag kinakain kita

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Tagalog Sweet Banat Lines and Pinoy Sweet Banat Pick Up Lines

Looking for the best and fresh tagalog sweet banat lines for your love? Check out this collection of Tagalog Sweet Banat Lines and Pinoy Sweet Banat Pick Up Lines made just for you and your special someone. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Sweet Banat Pick Up Lines and Pinoy Sweet Banat Pickup Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: sweet banat. Hope you'll like it!

Kung ako naging businessman, mumurahan ko ang benta ko sa lahat ng tao... Pero sayo lang ako magmamahal

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Paano ko ba mapapatunayang mahal kita? Tatawid ba ako sa alambre? Susungkitin mga bitwin? O aakyat sa pinakamataas na bundok? Mahirap yon...Ganito na lang...hawakan  mo na lang ang puso ko para mapatunayan kong sa'yo lang ang buhay ko...

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Boy: if ill compare you to something, ill choose, bullet proof vest.
Girl: huh? bakit naman...
Boy: your keeping me safe &; secure... somehow.
Girl: sweet, bakit meron pang somehow?
Boy: kasi they might shoot me in the head, pero hindi nila alam,
ikaw lang din ang laman niyan...

Hindi ko naman kailangan ng perfect person na magmamahal sa akin. Kailangan ko lang ng taong magpapadama sa akin na kahit anong mangyari....Hinding hindi niya ako IIWAN...:)

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Sa isang patak ng tubig nabuo ang ulan..
Sa isang buhos ng ulan, nabuo ang baha..
Sa isang kapirasong lupa, nabuo ang mundo..
Sa isang hulma ng putik, nabuo ang tao..
parang Ikaw..sa isang ngiti mo, nabuo ang puso ko

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Mabuti nang maging tanga basta kasama ka...
Kesa ang dami kong alam wala ka naman."

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Darating ang araw lahat ay lilipas at magbabago ang lahat. Pero isa lang ang 
hindi pwede magbago.... ang pagmamahal na nararamdaman ko para sa'yo.

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May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. ..
 Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.

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Iwanan ka man ng taong mahal mo...
Iwanan ka man ng inaakala mong magpapasaya sa'yo..
Wag kang mag-alala....hahakbng ka palang papunta skin...
Tatakbo nko..Papalapit sa'yo...

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Ok lang kahit walang laman ang wallet ko...
 Basta nandoon ang picture mo.. Mayaman na ako

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Alam kong mas maswerte pa ako kay John Lloyd dahil nakilala kita...You know why? Kasi I had you at my best and I'll know that I'll still have you at my worst...SWEET!

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Ang hirap talaga Pag kulang
katulad ng bahay na walang ilaw
ng adobo na walang sitaw
itlog na walang dilaw.
At katulad ng AKO na walang IKAW!

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Piliin mo yung taong handang hawakan ang kamay mo anuman ang sitwasyon. Siya kasi yung taong handang iparamdam sayo na kahit hindi na maganda ang nangyayari hinding hindi ka niya bibitawan.

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Hindi ba Puede Quotes and "Di Ba Pwede" Pick Up Lines Banat

Looking for "Hindi ba Puede"? Quotes and "Di Ba Puwede" Pick Up Lines Banat, which is also called "Agad Muna" Jokes.  Check this out as we give the best "Hindi ba Puede"? Quotes and "Di Ba Puwede" Pick Up Lines Banat.  It's popularized in the movie Vice Ganda's Praybeyt Benjamin in famous pick up lines "Pag bakla ba salot na agad? Di ba pwedeng malas muna?!" and became a trending in social networks and followed viral in text messages and SMS.  If you have your own favorite "Hindi ba Puede"? Quotes and "Di Ba Puwede" Pick Up Lines Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: di ba puede pickup, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pag walang kibo, behaved na agad?...
Di ba pwedeng comatose muna?!

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Pag ba makulimlim ulap agad?...
Di ba pwedeng kilikili muna?!

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Pag nagsusuka, buntis agad?
Di ba pwedeng nakita ka lang muna?...

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Pag adik, sa drugs na agad?...
Di ba pwedeng sa'yo muna?!

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Pag kinikilig, in love agad?...
Di ba pwedeng naiihi muna?!

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Pag mahaba ang hair ligawin na agad?...
Di ba pwedeng Sadako muna?!

Pag mahaba ang mga biyas supermodel na agad?
Di ba pwedeng lastikman muna?!

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Pag maputi ang lalaki Edward Cullen na agad?...
Di ba pwedeng Casper muna?!

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Pag bakla ba salot na agad?...
Di ba pwedeng malas muna?!

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Pag payat ang babae model na agad?...
Di ba pwedeng may TB muna?!

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Pag hot yung babae sexy na agad?...
Di ba pwedeng may dengue muna?!

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Pag nagpapautang, Bumbay agad?...
Di ba pwede Cebuana Lhuillier muna?!

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Pag malaki boobs Ethel agad?...
Di ba pwedeng Carlos Agassi muna?!

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Pag nagbigay ng bulaklak nanliligaw na?
Di ba pwedeng nakikiramay muna?!

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Funny Pinoy Pick Up Lines and Funny Tagalog Pickup Lines Banat

Looking for the best, cute, dumb and Funny Pinoy / Tagalog Pick Up Lines on the web? Check out this collection of Funny Pinoy Pick Up Lines and Funny Tagalog Pickup Lines Banat. If you have your own favorite Funny Pinoy / Tagalog Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: funny pickup, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Boy: Gusto kitang maging amo
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Dahil payag akong maging alipin ng pagmamahal mo

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Boy: Me butas ba puso mo?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy:Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

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Boy: Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad

Boy: Pwede bang iturn-off na lang yung ilaw?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Para tyo na lng ang mag-ON...

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Boy: Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pabang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh.
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: coz all i ever think of is you.

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Boy: Sigurado ako na wala kang kakambal
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Ang hirap kasi makakita ng KATULAD MO!

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Boy: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
Girl: Wala eh, Bakit?
Boy: may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

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Boy: Exam ka ba??
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy: gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

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Boy: Horror Movie ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi pag nakikita kita bumibilis ang tibok ng puso ko

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Boy: I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: coz i can’t last a day without you!

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Boy: May lahi ka bang kalabaw?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Sabi kasi ng puso ko "TAMA-RAW" ang ibigin ka.

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Boy: Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi type kita

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Boy: Manhole ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Ang bilis ko kasing nahulog sayo eh

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Boy: Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

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Boy: Sana regla na lang ako
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Para pwede kitang dalawin kahit monthly lang

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Boy: Favorite Subject mo ba geometry
Girl: Talaga? Bakit?
Boy: kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh! Which one is your favorite?

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Sweet Tagalog Pick Up Lines and Sweet Pinoy Pickup Lines Banat

A very timely Sweet Tagalog Pick Up Lines especially for your friends, special someone and love ones,  Check out this collection of Sweet Tagalog Pick Up Lines and Sweet Pinoy Pickup Lines Banat for Valentines Day on the web. If you have your own favorite  Sweet Tagalog Pick Up Lines and Sweet Pinoy Pickup Lines Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: sweet pickup. Hope you'll like it!

Mag impake kana punta tayo sa home for the aged kasi…
I wanna grow old with you…
Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw…
Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako! ..

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Naka lunok ka ba ng kwitis?
Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark…

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Kung bola ka, at ako ang player.. Maso-shoot ba kita? …
Hindi. Kasi lagi kitang ma-mi-miss! …

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Dalawa lang ang pwedeng mangyari...
Either magmurahan tayo o magmahalan tayo. So ano?” ...

Handa akong takbuhin ang mundo…
Basta ang finish line sa puso mo…

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Hindi ko alam ang katapusan ng universe,
 Pero alam ko, ang simula, U N I.

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Kung ibibigay ko ba sa yo ang manibela ng puso ko,
ibabangga mo sa pader ng kabiguan?

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Wala akong bisyo…
Pero ng makilala kita di lang ako nag ka bisyo na adik pa ako…
na adik ako sayo…

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Bastos ka rin no? Di ka man lang nagpapaalam tuloy-tuloy kang pumasok sa puso ko!

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Bagay sa yo maging Amo …..
Inalila mo kasi ang puso ko…
Sana posporo ka… at posporo din ako….
Para match tayo!!!

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Pwede bang tumingin ka sakin kapag naka tingin ako sayo…
Para may pagtingin tayo sa isa’t isa…

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Ahhh… excuse me Miss!… Troso ka ba?…
Kasi, gusto kitang sibakin! ..

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Pwede ba kitang abutin???
Pangarap kasi kita eh.

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Sweet Pick Up Lines and Puns that will Make Her Smile

Do you want to make your special someone smile today? We have some pick-up lines and puns that you can share with that person. We are so creative in expressing our feelings simply because we don't want to tell it in a usual way. As much as we can we want to be unique in every way. Aside from giving flowers and chocolates, gifts also come with love letters. But that's the typical move. Now, we are able to coin some phrases to make it sounds good to the ear and capture one's heart. And that's when pick-up lines gained popularity. For sure, many of us in one or another also got into making their own versions. Here are some Sweet Pick Up Lines and Puns that will make her Smile:

I wrote your name in the sky but the clouds blue it away.
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves wash it away.
I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.

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Boy: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Girl: 26! Boy: I thought there was 21?
Girl: Umm, no!
Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T"

Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up lines

Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines is a colorful compilation of banat and pick-up lines for your dearest crush. You also had that unexplainable feeling when you are attracted to someone who is a really special one. There's so much you've wanted to tell to that person. You had a time when you can't help but to imagine that you're together. It's more than a feeling of liking someone but less than love.

When you have crush on someone the best way to find release is to vent it all out and tell that person everything you long kept in yourself. Let our Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines help you out and somehow ease the feeling of hiding your secret admiration :

Dear Crush, kung ini-SMALL ka nila
huwag kang mag-alala, inii-BIG naman kita.

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Dear Crush, alam mo yung salitang "MANHID"?
IKAW yun.

Best Pampakilig Pick Up Lines

Who would not love to hear the sweetest words especially when it comes from the one you have a crush on or from someone you really love? This collection of Best Pampakilig Pick Up Lines will make you shudder and have that sudden blush on your face. Kilig is an inexplicable feeling you get whenever something romantic occurs like you saw your crush in the hallway or your boyfriend expressed how much you mean to him. Whenever you have that sudden feeling you can't help but smile and your heart's melting. It feels like realization of something you wished for.

This read is full of words you hope to hear from him and things you want to say to her in a very creative way. Fill your tummies with butterflies with these Best Pampakilig Pick Up Lines :

Boy: Alam mo para akong ice cream pag andiyan ka.
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi natutunaw ako pagkasama ka

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Girl: Ouch! nasugatan kamay ko.
Boy: Akina kiss ko..para mabilis gumaling
Girl:Thanks
Boy: Sa labi ba hindi ka nasugatan?
Girl: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy: Para makiss ko din.

Boy: Can I strip your clothes off?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Because I want to know how angels hide their wings.

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Kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko

ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa akin,

pwede ba kitang lapitan at sabihin..

"Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang."

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Boy: Miss, ikaw ang Lupang Hinirang ko…
Girl: Alam ko na yan, sasabihin mo tinatayuan ka no?
Boy: Hindi, handa akong…Mamataaaay ng daaahiil sayooooooo

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Boy: “Alam mo ok ka sana eh, maganda ka, matalino,
pero may kulang sa pangalan mo eh.”
Girl: “Ano?”
Boy: “Apelyido ko…”

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Boy Banat: Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw…
Girl Banat: Bakit
Boy Banat: Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako!

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Boy: Kahit kailan hindi na ko iinom! Goodbye alak!
Girl: Really? Magbabagong buhay ka na?
Boy: Hindi ah, bakit pa ko mag aalak, eh sayo pa lang ang lakas na ng tama ko.

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Boy: hi…. can i be your textmate?
Girl: I got your number from heaven,
Boy: you’re an angel in disguise right?

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Boy: May band-aid ka miss?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Nahulog kasi ako eh… Nahulog ako sayo.

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Boy Banat: Para kang alak..
Girl Banat: Bakit?
Boy Banat: Kasi habang tumatagal lalo kang sumasarap.

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Boy: Parang flag ceremony parati ang drama ko pag napapadaan ka
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Napapatigil ako.  Napapahawak pa ako sa puso ko at napapakanta.

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Boy: Para kang Oatmeal
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Coz’ you’re good to my heart ..

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