Famous Cute Summer Quotes and Sayings

Here's the best collection of Famous Cute Summer Quotes and Sayings, which surely will bring a bright smile to your face! So what are you waiting for? Get out of the house, enjoy and embrace the bright summer sunlight and feel the breeze of summer with this cute summer quotes.  If you have your own favorite Famous Cute Summer Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: summer quotes. Hope you'll like it!

Beach sand, perfect tans. Day walks, night talks. Sleepless nights, pillow fights. & spending every day with those who matter most.-Anonymous.

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Summer's filled with breaking the rules, standing apart, ignoring your head, and following your heart. - Anonymous.

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The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever. - Anonymous.

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A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining,the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing,and the lawn mower is broken.-James Dent

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In every girls life; there's a boy she'll never forget and a summer where it all began. - Anonymous.

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Summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.-Henry James

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Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this son of York; And all the clouds that lowered upon our house In the deep bosom of the ocean buried. - William Shakespeare.

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That beautiful season . . . the Summer of All-Saints! Filled was the air with a dreamy and magical light; and the landscape Lay as if new created in all the freshness of childhood. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

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“I almost wish we were butterflies and liv'd but three summer days - three such days with you I could fill with more delight than fifty common years could ever contain.” ― John Keats

“I know I am but summer to your heart, and not the full four seasons of the year.” ― Edna St. Vincent Millay

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Summer is the topsy-turvy season when the goldfish have to be boarded out while the family goes on a fishing trip.-Unknown

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Warm summer sun, shine kindly here; Warm southern wind, blow softly here; Green sod above, lie light, lie light - Good night, dear heart, good night, good night.- Mark Twain

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A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.-James Dent

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The bigger the summer vacation the harder the fall.- Unknown

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It amazes me that most people spend more time planning next summer's vacation than they do planning the rest of their lives.- Patricia Fripp

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Wedding Love Quotes and Sayings

Some people says a Wedding is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. That's why we give you a collection of Wedding Quotes and Wedding Wishes that you can use for you to toasts.  If you have your own wedding quotes and sayings, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: married. Enjoy!

Loving someone is a leap of faith
You are giving them your heart
and trusting them not to break it...
No matter what happens
I will still never regret making that leap for you

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Within you I lose myself
Without you I find myself
Wanting to be lost again.

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The greatest achievement in my life thus far
has been to love you and be loved by you

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This day I will marry my best friend,
the one I laugh with,live for, dream with, and love

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“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.”

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Watching you walk out of my life does not make me bitter or cynical about love. But rather makes me realize that if I wanted so much to be with the wrong person how beautiful it will be when the right one comes along.

Happy marriages begin when we marry the one we love, and they blossom when we love the one we married

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It took great courage to ask a beautiful young woman to marry me. Believe me, it is easier to play the whole Petrushka on the piano.

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I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family and friends.
I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for,
He said one that would make me his wife.

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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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Spouse:  someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

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My Greatest wish for the two of you is that through the years your love for each other will so deepen and grow, that years from now you will look back on this day, your wedding day, as the day you loved each other the least.

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The Oriole weds his mottled mate,
The Lily weds the bee;
Heaven's marriage ring is round the earth,
Let me bind thee?

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Marriage–a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.

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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.

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You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without

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You make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.

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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

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Soulmates: two halves of the same soul joining together in lifes journey

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If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.

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Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings

Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings is a composition of motivational quotes intended to encourage readers to pursue our life’s dreams. When you truly want success, you’ll never give up on it. No matter how bad the situation may get and you'd do whatever it takes to achieve your goals.

But there are times in our life when we feel like on the verge of giving up especially when situations gets tough. Remember what Thomas Edison did? He tried to light thousands of bulb and failed in every trial. But he never gave up until he finally got the working one.

Failure is just a delayed success. We just have to be optimistic and be ready to face rejections and failure. Success comes from hardships and successful people has their own story. 

Here's Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings to empower you as you strive for the best:

Hindi mo na kailangan ng ibang tao para magkusa ka, kung gusto mo talagang magtagumpay, sapat na yung ikaw mismo ang magkusa para sa ikabubuti mo.

Ang mga problema ay hindi hadlang sa pag-abot ng mga pangarap, ito ay mga gabay lamang.

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Lahat ng problema nasusulusyunan, kailangan mo lang tumayo at harapin yung mga bagay na dapat dati mo pa hinarap.

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Ang tunay na sikreto sa tagumpay ay pagsisikap at patuloy na pagbangon sa bawat pagkakamali.

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Ang bawat kabiguan sa buhay ay paraan para patuloy kang magpursigi kahit na sa tingin mo naabot mo na lahat ng yong mga pangarap

Lahat ng bagay, pinaghihirapan. ‘Di matamis ang tagumpay kapag walang paghihirap na naranasan.

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Mangyayari ang lahat ng gusto mo kung patuloy kang maniniwala. Kailangan mo lang ng pananalig at lakas ng loob na magagawa mo lahat ng nanaisin mo

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Ang pinakamalaking pagkakamali na maaaring gawin ng isang tao, ay ang patuloy na isipin na gagawa siya ng mali.

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Nakadepende ang pagiging maligaya sa buhay hindi sa kung anong meron ka, kundi sa kung ano ang pananaw mo sa mga bagay-bagay.

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Ang negatibong tao ay nakakakita ng problema sa bawat pagkakataon. Ang positibong tao ay nakikita ang pagkakataon sa bawat problema.

If you have your own favorite Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: Motivation, and will posted up for you.

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Bob Ong Love Quotes and Sayings

Looking for very nice love quotes? Here's a collection of signature quotes made by Bob Ong. Roberto Ong or Bob Ong, is the pseudonym of a contemporary Filipino author known for using conversational Filipino to create humorous and reflective depictions of Philippine life, but most people notice his writing on problem with love, marriage, friendship, quotes tell something on how to keep oneself away from temptations, and oneself.

In this part, I will share some of my collections on Bob Ong Famous Love Quotes. Enjoy!

"Sabi nila, sa kahit ano raw problema, isang tao lang ang makakatulong sa’yo – ang sarili mo. Tama sila. Isinuplong ako ng sarili ko. Kaya siguro namigay ng konsyensya ang Diyos, alam niyang hindi sa lahat ng oras e gumagana ang utak ng tao."

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"Nalaman kong habang lumalaki ka, maraming beses kang madadapa.

Bumangon ka man ulit o hindi, magpapatuloy ang buhay, iikot ang mundo, at mauubos ang oras."

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"Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo".

"Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."

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"Makakapili ka ng lugar na uupuan mo,

pero hindi mo mapipili ang taong uupo  sa tabi mo…

ganyan ang senaryo sa bus.. Ganyan din ang pag-ibig..

Lalong di mo kontrolado kung kailan sya bababa".

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"Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba".

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"Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan".

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"Pakawalan mo yung mga bagay na nakakasakit sa iyo

kahit na pinasasaya ka nito.

Wag mong hintayin ang araw na sakit na lang

ang nararamdaman mo at iniwan ka na ng kasiyahan mo".

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"Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya.

Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa".

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"Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay

kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala".

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"Ayokong nasasanay sa mga bagay na pwede namang wala sa buhay ko".

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"Para san ba ang cellphone na may camera?

Kung kailangan sa buhay un, dapat matagal na kong patay".

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"Paano mo makikita yung para sayo kung ayaw mong tantanan

yang pinipilit mong maging iyo"

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"Bakit ba ayaw matulog ng mga bata sa tanghali,

alam ba nilang pag natuto silang umibig

eh hindi na sila makakatulog kahit gusto nila?”

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"Nalaman kong habang lumalaki ka, maraming beses kang madadapa.

Bumangon ka man ulit o hindi, magpapatuloy ang buhay,

iikot ang mundo, at mauubos ang oras."

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"Hindi lahat ng di kaya mong intindihin ay kasinungalingan

at ang mga bagay na kaya mong intindihin ay katotohanan".

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"Kahit ikaw ay parang bato na manhid at walang pakiramdam,

mag-ingat-ingat ka naman, dahil kahit ganyan ka,

hindi nasasaktan, kaya mo namang makasakit".

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"Hindi lungkot o takot ang mahirap sa pag-iisa

kundi ang pagtanggap na sa bilyon-bilyong tao sa mundo,

wala man lang nakipaglaban upang makasama ka.”

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"Pare, isa kang totoong tao at walang halong kasinungalingan.

In English, FACT you, pare. Totoo ka. In English, FACT you!”

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"Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo.

Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang".

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"Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman

magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una".

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"Lahat naman ng tao sumeseryoso pag tinamaan ng pagmamahal.

Yun nga lang, hindi lahat matibay para sa temptasyon".

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"Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay,

kasi hindi ikaw ang priority".

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"Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo.

Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang".

If you have you own favorite Bob Ong Love Quotes and Sayings, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Funny Text Messages and Quotes SMS

Here's the best, cute and very funny collection of Funny Text Messsages and Quotes SMS that will leave you rolling in the ground with laughter. Send these to your friends, post in your Facebook wall and make their day enjoyable. If you have your own favorite Funny Text Messsages and Quotes SMS, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: funny text. Hope you'll like it!

Son: Dad, what do I give my girlfriend as a gift?
Dad: How does she look?
Son: She looks sweet, pretty, fun to be with and, of course, lovely.
Dad: Give her my number! Nyahahah

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Father & son are out fishing & drinking beer while discussing football.
All of a sudden, the son says, “Dad, I think I’m gonna divorce my wife.
She hasn’t spoken to me in 11 months.”
His dad takes a sip of beer & replies, “Son, better think it over.
Women like that are hard to find!”

A man after a romantic dinner date with his girlfriend saw a guy’s photo in
her bag..
HE: is he your boyfriend?
SHE: (kissed him) No, dear, that’s me before surgery.

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“My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working...
Then I realized that my neighbours haven’t paid the bills...
How irresponsible” LOLz!! nyahaha

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Quote: some people say, “behind evry successful man there is a woman”
but nobody knows the fact that “women choose only successful men.” hahaha

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In a classroom, a student was praying..
TEACHER: Why are you praying before we start our lesson?
BOY: Mom told me that before sleeping you must pray!XD

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They say milk give you strength, drink three glasses & try to move a wall.
You can’t. But take three shots of Vodka & the wall will move by itself.XD

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Wikipedia: I know everything.
Google : I have everything.
Facebook: I know everyone.
Twitter : I know what you all guys think.
Internet : Goshh… Without me, you guys are nothing!
MERALCO: Yeah! Keep talking, without me you are silent! TRUE nyahahah!!

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Dying husband asks his wife: “Our 7th child always looked different from the
other 6, did he have a different father?”
wife (crying): yes
husband: who?
wife: you.... XD

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Only Two Things Can Change a Woman’s Mood:
1. I Love You!
2. Less 50% Discount.. XD

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For Women who say…
“ALL MEN ARE THE SAME,”
Someone posed a question…
“Who told you to try ALL OF THEM?”

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Wife was teaching English to her non-English speaking husband.
WIFE: I’m beautiful. I’m slim. My face is cute. I’m hot. What tense is this?
Husband: It’s Past Tense!

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A girl asks a bookstore clerk, “Do you have a book entitled, ‘Girls Are Very
Intelligent?’”
Sales clerk replies, “The Humor Section is on your left side.”XD

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When I was a child so many girls wanted to kiss me!
I allowed them
but,
Now I want to kiss so many girls
And they don’t allow me!
Selfish girls.XD LOlz

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When words are not enough to express your feelings,
don’t think that you are in love....
It means that you need to Improve Your Vocabulary!XD

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Sweet Tagalog Quotes for Happy Hearts Day

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. It’s another special occasion that most people celebrate in the second month of the year and they see it as a perfect time to showcase their unending love to their special someone. A whole day devoted solely to love. A time of the year when red roses and other flowers seem to bloom the best; when chocolates are sweetest than ever. Many monthsaries are celebrated on this day. This day is not also for romantic love but also a time when we celebrate friendship.

As this special day approaches, let your special someone, your significant other, or your friends and loved ones know how much they mean to you. We have these Tagalog Sweet Valentine's Day Quotes and Sayings that you can share as Facebook status, messages, send as an email or even write in a card. Hope you'll like it!

"Halimbawa bang  i-TAG kaya kita sa PUSO KO?

Pwede kayang i-LIKE mo ko?

Happy Valentines Day!"

"Asintado naman masyado itong si Kupido,

Sapul na sapul nya ang puso ko

kaya ako ngayon ay baliw sa pagmamahal sa iyo.

Happy Hearts Day!"

"Sa darating na Valentines's Day

gusto ko ikaw ang magiging Prinsipe ng buhay ko.

Happy Hearts Day!"

"Sa araw ng mga Puso, iisa lang ang gusto ko makasama

Ikaw yun at wala ng iba pa. Happy Valentines Day!"

"Ang pagmamahal hindi natatapos

sa pagsabi mo ng ‘I love you’

Dun pa lang nagsisimula.

Dapat patunayan mo sa kanya

na tunay ang nararamdaman mo.

Happy Hearts Day!"

"Mahal kita gaya ng isang diamante na pinakaiingat-ingatang tunay.

Hindi ako papayag na ikaw ay masaktan kahit kaunti lamang.

I Love You and Happy Hearts Day!"

"Alay ko sa iyo ang aking taos-pusong pagmamahal.

Ikaw lang ang nag-iisa dito sa aking buhay.

I Love You and Happy Valentines Day!"

"Ang pag-ibig ay matagumpay

kung ito ay sasamahan ng tiwala at pag-asa.

Happy Hearts Day!"

"Mahal kita gaya ng pagmamahal ko sa aking sarili.

Minsan nga ay mas higit pa.

Happy Valentines Day!"

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Visayan Funny Jokes and Bisaya Cebuano Funny Jokes SMS

Looking for visayan and cebuano funny jokes SMS? Check out this collection of  Visayan Funny Jokes and Bisaya Cebuano Funny Jokes SMS , enjoy this short and funny jokes with your friends and even post it your FB status.  If you have your own favorite  Visayan Funny Jokes and Cebuano Funny Jokes SMS, we would love to hear it,simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: bisaya jokes. Hope you'll like it!

Teacher: Class if basura ko asa man ko ninyo ilabay, nabubulok o di nabubulok?
Dingdong: ai sa di nabubulok ma’am.
Teacher: ngano man?
Dingdong: ai, alang kay plastic man ka ma’am.

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Sa Math Class..
Teacher: kung naa koy 1 ka piraso nga karne ug tungaon nako, pila na ka piraso?
Juan: 2 mam!
Teacher: at kung tungaon pa nko preho?
Juan: 4 na mam!
Teacher: tungaon pjud nko?
Juan: 8 na mam!
Teacher:Tungaon pjud nko?
Juan: 16 na mam!
Teacher: 2ngaon pjud nko?
Juan:32 na mam!
Teacher: kung 2ngaon pjud?
Juan: 64! (suko na)
Teacher: ug tungaon pjud ug kduha?
Juan: Ipagaling na lang na mam ky malangan natah...

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“Duha ka lalaki”
Dunky: Dingdong, pang exam man kayo na emong ngipon..
Dingdong: Ha? Ngano man?
Dunky: One set apart hehehe…
Dingdong: Kana pud emong ngipon bai pang exam pud kayo
Dunky: Ngano man pud?
Dingdong: Feel in the blanks..

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Sa isang contest, interview portion
Ano ga2win mo pg gumising ka
na may ktabing $1M?...
KANO: go on a world tour
HAPON: put up a bizniz
PINOY: 2log napud para
mahimong $2M!!!hehehe

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May panget na lalake na humiling sa fairy.
FAIRY: anu kahilingan mu?
PANGET: my map ako d2 ng US, dalhin mu ko dun
apra makita ang babae ng buhay ko.
FAIRY: di pwede dong, dito lang sa pinas pwede powers ko!
PANGET: maging mortal na babae ka na lang
at pkasalan mo ko!
FAIRY: patan.aw rah gud anang litse na mapa b,
bcin mapangitaan nato'g paagi!
haha..

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Sa isang Korte
Judge: Pedro, unsa man jud ang nahitabo?
Pedro: (wala ni tingog)
Judge: tubaga ang question!
Pedro: ingon hearing lang ni!
Ngano naay Speaking?

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Kerido: Babe, ano nem ko sa celpon mo
para d ta masakpan sa imo bana?
Kerida: Mc Donald
Kerido: Ngano man?
Kerida: Love ko to! ako langga? ano nem
ko sa celpon mo?
Kerido: BDO
Kerida: Ngano man kana gipili nmo?
Kerido: We Find Ways!

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Mama: Nak, nganung ngkabulingit man ka?
Anak: kabantay ka anang kanal dri ma?
Mama: Oo nak, kbantay ko. Nganu man?
Anak: ako wla.

Boy: nganu mura man kag nhadlok?
Girl: hapit kako ma rape diha sa unahan, may gani koy kwarta.
Boy: unya emu na lang gihatag imung kwarta?
Girl: wala ui ng hotel mi. lain sad kau diha rmmi sa daplin.

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Anak: kanang makabyahe kug lain nga lugar
unya naa ko dghang kwarta nga gkuptan.
Tatay: char! gusto diay ka mag KONDUKTOR nak?

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American: Pedro, can you guide me where's the house of Mr. Juan dela Cruz?
Pedro: Sure Sir! Hunong ka ila "Emong",
simang ila "Emang", unya liko ila "Iko"..there u can find the
house of Mr. Juan dela Cruz..
American: Hey! don't speak too much english of me because I am only grade 3
in Amerika!!!!!hahahahaha...

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A fast beating heart doesn't
always mean Love...
A blushing face is not always
a sign that your inlove
sometimes HUBOG LANG! hahaha

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Boy; hulog ka ba ng langit?
Girl: asus..saba diha! karaan na kau ng linyaha..
Boy: kay nalumping man gud imong nawong. haha..

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Pangako wlang limutan
kasi ikaw langit ako lupa
ikaw Atop ako Salog
Ganyan kita ka love palage kang nasa itaas
ako KAHOY ikaw Unggoy!

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Pamatay na Banat ni Boy Banat sa mga Feeling Diosa at Nagmamaasim

Here's a collection of Pamatay na Banat ni Boy Banat sa mga Feeling Diosa at Nagmamaasim.  This just for entertainment only and not intended to make fun on other.  If your have your own  Banat sa Feeling Diosa and Pamatay na Banat sa Nagmamaasim, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: nagmamaasim. Enjoy!

BOY: Mahirap talaga maging gwapo.
GIRL: Oo nga eh. Buti na lang hindi mo naranasan.
baliktad naman:
Girl: Hay nako! Ang hirap talaga maging “maganda”!
Boy: Oo nga eh, buti di mo naranasan…..

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Kapitbahay
Inis ako sa isang kapitbahay namin na feeling beauty, sa inis ko... direcho kong sinabi sa kanya
"Alam mo! Mas maganda ka kung wala kang ulo."
Basag!!

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Wag kang mag maganda, kung muka ka namang paa!

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Pedro: Kilala mo ba kung sino ako? ha?
Juan: Bakit may amnesia ka?

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Feeling ng mga Bekimon
Beki 1: OMG! bakit ganyan ang itsura mo?
Beki 2: Bakit? Feeling mo okay ang itsura mo?

Sagutan ng mga Beking Feeling Diosa!
Beki 1: "mga ganyang itsura walang paglalagyan dito sa earth"
Beki 2: oo talaga wala kaming paglalagyan diyan sa mundo niyo kasi kaming mga DYOSA, may sariling mundo at di kami nababagay sa mundo mo LANG!
Beki 1: ah talaga? oo nga dyosa na kayo, dyosa ng mga panget!

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Girl 1: Hey, look at my pics. Ang cute ko dito, tingnan mo.
Girl Banat: Ay, oo nga.. ang ganda ng background!

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Akala mo kung sino kang Gwapo! paFOOTSCRUB ka nga muna ng kapal ng mukha mo !!

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Para sa mga babaeng feeling pretty at namamaganda na mukha namang katulong na nagattempt magsuplada.

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Girl Banat: Sang tribo ka ba nanggaling? Panget ka na nga pangit pa ugali mo, pwedeng makausap manager nyo?"   Evil or Very MadEvil or Very MadEvil or Very Mad...kahit sino tawagin mo!

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Sabi ko sa friend kong feeling... (na as usual, nag fi-feeling diosa nung araw na yon.."Ang ganda mo ngayon..."  then i went on, " "Ngayon lang ah, Ok PANGIT ka na ulit.

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Minsan din sa jeep may 2 girls na tiningnan ako mula ulo hanggang paa with matching taas kilay. Eh kala mo naman magaganda rin sila.
Sa inis ko tinanong ko yung isang girl ng: "Excuse me miss, ano bang pakiramdam maging pangit?"

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Kung mganda ka na....ano na hitsura ng panget!!!!

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Yung classmate kong girl nuong college na nag-fe-feeling maganda!
Girl Banat : ang ganda mo naman.. parang me kamukha kang artista eh.. yung rider ang apelyido
Classmate : oh talaga si Winona Ryder?
Girl Banat : Hindeh! si Mask Rider Black!

Kontrabida classmate na feeling na sya ang pinakagwapong lalake sa balat ng lupa

Boy Banat: lam mo kung ako makakatuluyan mo....magpapasalamat parents mo kase gaganda ang lahi nila.

Girl Banat:lam mo kung ikaw lang din....wag na idodonate ko na lang ang matres ko sa beki and dont be so concieted kse kahit na magstriptease ka sa harap ko di ako maaarouse.....A*hole.

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Girl 1: Punta ka sa nanay mo, mama's boy ka naman e

Girl 2: Naman! kasi lumaki parang walang nanay kaya asal kalye na, mukhang asong kalye pa.

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English Banat naman

To someone who's arrogant/conceited:

here's another one:

How do you fit in your car with such a big head?"

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Pamatay na Banat sa EX at Karibal

Hi guys, you have problem with your Ex's, any 3rd Party person in your relationship or thinking your partner is cheating on you? good to drop by here to see how this people handle with their Ex's or what to say if you see or caught your partner cheating on you. If your have your own Pamatay na Banat ni Boy Banat sa EX, Karibal at hindi Loyal, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: ex at karibal. Enjoy!

Para sa may EX
"Kaya nga ako nakipag hiwalay sayo kasi hindi tayo bagay
mas bagay kayo ng bagong jowa mo kase mag kamukha kayo ..

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 Hirit ng sister ko sa girl na epal sa lovelife nya:
"Sa'yo na, Mas kelanagn mo yata yan eh. Ako Makakanap pa ng IBA"

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Scene: Si Boy Banat ang nakipag break at nanaloko
Boy Banat: I just need time to change.
Girl Banat: You don't need time, you need a miracle.

ito pa isa:

Boy Banat: This is my new gf (pinakita yung picture).
Girl Banat: Kala ko Maid nyo!

Banatan ng magkaribal

EX ni Boy Banat: "sabihin mo naman sa ex ko na magkita kami. hindi ko naman sya aagawin sayo eh."

Girl Banat: "kung gusto mo sayo na sya. kaso nagsawa na sya sa maitim mong kilikili at sa bangs mong pangbakla. pano ba yan?"

EX ni Boy Banat: "ang kapal mo! nagustuhan ka lang nyan dahil iniwan ko sya!"

Girl Banat: iniwan mo pala eh bakit ka nagmamakaawang magkita kayo. pathetic ka ba?

EX ni Boy Banat:" babalikan din ako nyan! second option ka lang nya!"

Girl Banat: "seryoso? gusto mo magpustahan pa tayo? so what kung second option nya ako basta hindi ako nagmumukhang pathetic gaya mo."

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My bf that time was cheating on me...
i saw the girl... i said to him
"pagpalit mo lang ako sa Gremlin pa? lintik ka!"

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Hello Ex...!  Hindi ko alam kung ex ba kita or hinde...pero malamang, ngayon may  ka-third party ka na namang "bading"!!!  Bwiset ka!!!  Pasalamat ka pa diyan, kahit inamin mong silahis ka, naging syota pa rin kita...anyway...I don't care...  Tsupe!!!

Girl Banat: mas bata ako sa iyo. sa akin pa rin uuwi si Boy Banat!

EX: mas bata ka nga, mas senior citizen matronic naman ang beauty mo! at kahit sa iyo umuuwi si Boy Banat..alam ko pangalan KO ang tinatawag niya kapag nag do DO kayo! kulang na lang lagyan niya ng unan ang ulo mo.

 Ex-Boyfriend na gustong bumalik sayo dahil wala na sila nung gf nya:

"Sorry ha, pero di ako kumakain ng tira-tira na lang....."
inglesin ko lang ha ito banat ni Boy Banat: (english version)
To an ex begging to be taken back:
"Sorry, I don't recycle."

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Yung ex ng BF ko eh nanggugulo sa text ... ito banat nya:
EX: go to hell!
ME: see you there!

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 to an ex bf:  everyone told me na lugi ako sa iyo, but i ignored all of them kasi

mahal kita. pero ngayon sinasabi ko na sa mukha mo. itsura, pera, ugali lugi ako sa

relationship natin dahil panget ka na masama pa ugali mo.

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Ayy, kayoo naaa? ang sweeettttt naman.
bagay kayo. isang basura at isang basurahan" haha

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 Eto yung sa kaibigan ko nung nalaman nya na may nililigawan yung bf nya na gusto

nyang hiwalayan. nagyari pa to sa isang bar! heheheh

"You know what? Bagay kayo!

Isang BASURA AT ISANG BASURERA!"

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girl nakita niya ex niya na may bagong dyowa...
"kayo na pala? mag-ingat ka ha kasi kapag nagsawa yan sa akin bumabalik yan...."

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