Best Snappy Comebacks Quotes and Messages

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit; but we have to admit, it's really funny when you're not the recipient of the sarcastic remark. But whatever people say about sarcasm, we all use it, when you come to think of it. 

Best Snappy Comebacks is a compilation of witty and sarcastic remarks that will brighten up your sour mood and make you laugh. Who knows, you might be able to use one of these lines one day!

"I'd like to see things from your point of view,

but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

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"You have got your head so far up your ass...

you can chew your food again on the way down."

What he is lacking in intelligence,

He more than makes up for in stupidity.

"Anyone who told you to be yourself...

couldn't have given you any worse advice."

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"This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person...

She's the first in her family born without tail."

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"If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder...

It would be an apocalypse!"

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"You would never be able to live down to your reputation,

but I see you're doing your best."

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"People would follow him anywhere...

but only out of morbid curiosity."

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"His personality's split so many ways,

he goes for group therapy on his own."

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"He doesn't know the meaning of fear...

but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of MOST words."

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"I'm impressed! I've never met such a small mind..

in such a big head before."

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"I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck.

Now I have a much lower opinion of you."

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"I don't want to make a monkey out of you.

Why should I take all the credit for the one thing you've done yourself?

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"I know you are nobody's fool,

but maybe someone will adopt you one day.|"

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"When I look into your eyes,

I see straight through to the back of your head."

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