Funny Pinoy Pick Up Lines and Funny Tagalog Pickup Lines Banat

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Boy: Gusto kitang maging amo
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Dahil payag akong maging alipin ng pagmamahal mo

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Boy: Me butas ba puso mo?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy:Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

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Boy: Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad

Boy: Pwede bang iturn-off na lang yung ilaw?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Para tyo na lng ang mag-ON...

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Boy: Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pabang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh.
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: coz all i ever think of is you.

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Boy: Sigurado ako na wala kang kakambal
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Ang hirap kasi makakita ng KATULAD MO!

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Boy: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
Girl: Wala eh, Bakit?
Boy: may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

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Boy: Exam ka ba??
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy: gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

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Boy: Horror Movie ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi pag nakikita kita bumibilis ang tibok ng puso ko

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Boy: I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: coz i can’t last a day without you!

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Boy: May lahi ka bang kalabaw?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Sabi kasi ng puso ko "TAMA-RAW" ang ibigin ka.

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Boy: Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi type kita

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Boy: Manhole ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Ang bilis ko kasing nahulog sayo eh

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Boy: Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

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Boy: Sana regla na lang ako
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Para pwede kitang dalawin kahit monthly lang

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Boy: Favorite Subject mo ba geometry
Girl: Talaga? Bakit?
Boy: kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh! Which one is your favorite?

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