Pambasag na Banat and Pang Basag Jokes

A collection of Pambasag na Banat and Pang Basag Banat Jokes by Boy Banat and Girl Banat. This is "basagan" banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat.  If your have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat and Pickup Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: basag. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Boy Banat: Pag iniwan ba kita, iiyak ka?

Girl Banat: Shempre, mapipigilan ba ang.... Tears of joy?

Hahahaha Wapak! Basag!

Boy Banat : Sana problema na lang ako para lagi mo akong iniisip.

Girl Banat: Oo nga Eh ! Para lahat gagawin ko mawala ka lang.

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Boy Banat : Hello..

Girl Banat : Hello..

Boy Banat : Kumain ka na..?

Girl Banat: Kumain ka na..?

Boy Banat : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?

Girl Banat : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?

Boy Banat : I Love You..

Girl Banat : Oo, kumain na ako..

Hahahah..Basag!!!

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Boy Banat: Hi cute, my titulo kaba.?

Girl Banat: wla bkit?

Boy Banat: tingin ko kasi pag aari kita.

Girl Banat: How sweet! ,ilang pages ka ba.?

Boy Banat: (confused)bkit?

Girl Banat: ANG KAPAL MO KASE.!!

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Boy Banat: pwede ba umakyat nang ligaw?

Girl Banat: sori. wala kaming stairs...

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Boy Banat: May I hold ur hand?

Girl Banat: no thanks, di naman sya heavy.

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Boy Banat: I would go to da end of the world for you..

Girl Banat: really? wag ka na ring bumalik

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Boy Banat: ikaw lang nag iisang babae sa buhay ko..

G: wala ka bang nanay?

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Boy Banat: sabihin mong mahal mo ko

Girl Banat: mahal mo ko

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Boy Banat: alam ko sa sarili ko mahal kita....

Girl Banat: talaga?? buti ka pa alam mo yan.. ako hindi...

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Boy Banat: mahal, i want to dance like this forever

Girl Banat: dont you want to improve?

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Boy Banat : Kaya pala nahihirapan akong huminga, Nasa puso kita nakabara !

Girl Banat : Sinadya ko talaga yun, Para MATULUYAN KA NA

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Boy Banat: i love you , please text back !

Girl Banat: back !

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Boy Banat: Do have a boyfriend?

Girl Banat: wala, ayaw nang asawa ko eh..

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Boy Banat: Patay na raw BF mo?

Girl Banat: Oo.

Boy Banat: Pwede ako na lang pumalit sa kanya?

Girl Banat: Kung papayag ang funerarya.

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