Pacman Funny Jokes

As I've watched the epic trilogy of Manny Pacquiao against with Juan Manuel "El Dinamita" Marquez and the epic match with Floyd Mayweather. I realized that is the best chance for me to collect and list a Pacquiao Jokes that should be shared to my fellow "Kababayan". Hope you'll like it!

If your have your own Pacman or Pacquiao Jokes, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: pacman jokes. This is for entertainment purposes only and does not intend to offend anyone.

Freddie and Manny had heart to heart talk
Pacman: Pare, ba't naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?
Freddie: Meron... Manhid ka lang!

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Pacman: Sabi ng titser ko, bakit daw ang eggplant walang  egg?
Aling Dionisia: Sabihon mo sa titser mo, na pag me egg yun, turta na yan, TURTA!

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Anak ni Pacman: Tay! Penge P20, bibili ako ng de lata.
Pacquiao: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin mo yan!
Anak ni Pacquiao: Paano?
Pacquiao: KANG GUDS!

Isang araw pakatapos kumuha ng exam kasama ng best friend

nya na si Boboy:

Manny: kamusta yung exam mo.

Boboy: Wala ako nasagutan, blanko yung papel ko. Ikaw?

Manny: Naku, blangko din yung papel ko. Lagot, baka sabihin ni titser nagkopyahan tayo.

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Nung bata daw si Pacquiao nakipag-away daw ito sa iskul...

Boy: Bakit mo ako sinuntok?

Manny: E, tinawag mo akong chempanzi!

Boy: Last year pa yon! Abnoy!

Manny: Eh kanina ko lang nakita ang pecture ng chempanzi, Eng Eng ka Pla eh!

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Reporter: Ngayong nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?

Manny: Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.

Reporter: Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?

Manny: Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know...

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Pacman: Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.

Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasaan ang sweets honey?

Pacman: Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita... ang dilim!!

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Si Manny habang inimbita ni PNOY sa isang Hapunan...

PNOY:"I`ll have Swiss Steak and French Fries", nag order si PNOY sa waiter.

Waiter: And you, Sir?

Manny: The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too

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Sabi ng isang Amerikano:

"Manny has a lot of American fans. but the Americans have a hard time cheering for Manny Pacquiao. They cannot shout his name because it will sound: "Manny *** Yow!"

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